Thrown in the back of a squad car.  Always remember, the nice cop is NOT your friend. (neither is the bad cop)
AND hopefully you will have taken my advice and saved that bottle until you got home.
REMEMBER: “IT’S CHEAPER TO TAKE A TAXI FROM RENO, NEVADA TO SAN FRANCISCO, THAN IT IS TO GET CAUGHT ON A DUI.

TONIGHT and New Year’s Eve are the two nights that traffic cops live for.  Overtime has already been appoved just to accomidate your drunk ass.  Dragnets and Stingers are getting set up as I type this.  Avoid main streets if you can.  (even if you’re still sober, those field tests can be a bitch even when you’re straight)
Don’t do it.  Don’t drink and even sit behind a wheel.  Not even a glass of wine with dinner.  You’ll enjoy waking up in your own bed tomorrow morning in a color other than orange and not being Leon’s new boyfriend.  Your insurance agent will thank you.  Your boss will thank you.  Anyone that depends on you arriving on time will thank you.
PLEASE.  Have a safe and Happy SuperBowl Party