DEAR GREG PLEASE BAN………

The use of the term: “Shocked, Shocked”.  Most of the Journalistic Larva at Fox that are under 40 have no Idea or the culture to know where the memorable line came from.  As the head publisher at the Café Americain, it’s my moral responsibility to ask you to please ban the use of this term by anyone at the five with perhaps the exception of yourself and Bob.  I hate it when Fox news contributors read a card that was written for them and they stumble over the repetivitive statement: “When Governor Christie heard this he was shocked shocked that this would happen in his administration.  Your younger colleagues look lost when they stumble over one of the greatest lines of corruption from the Silver Screen.  How dare they “besmirch” Captain Renault’s famous line in Casablanca. When he said: “I’m shocked! Shocked to find out there is gambling going on in this establishment”.  “Here’s your winning sir”.  “Why thank you.  Thank you very much”.

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RODMAN RANT

I could only think of one SCENE when I heard Dennis Rodman loose his mind on TV. (I know that statement was an oxymoron) But it reminded me of when Mrs.Cleaver translates Jive on board the “Airplane”

If Kim Jong Un decided to keep Dennis and his Comrades as prisoners would America give (As Dennis says) A Rat’s Ass?  Or would Obama fly to North Korea with a picture of himself and Bow to the Communist Despot?

And one can’t help but think of this scene from Airplane.  It’s so appropriate.

Alligator Tears

MHP

Melissa Harris Perry’s Apology was anything but sincere.  First she says she was “Roped” into the comedic behavior, but SHE brought the picture to the Hate fest.  And here’s another dirty little liberal secret; if you can’t make sense of something, get emotional and start name calling.  That’s the typical conversation with a liberal.  You say Obama is a liar.  They say “Well what about Bush”? usually followed by: “They all Lie”.  When you respond in a civil voice and say but what about Holder taking executive privilege on the fast and furious scandal, and the IRS and the NSA and Benghazi?  They reach deep for Richard Nixon then call you a fucking white, racist, fascist, Neo-Con, Nazi. And hang up on you if it’s the phone, or give you the finger if it’s in church.

Since the emotional card comes so easy, it’s like shooting ducks in a barrel to cut loose of a few tears when you’re contemplating joining the unemployed.  Why do you think most actors are libs?   Although Snopes.com would say my statement is false and tell me to go fuck myself; just try it some day.  You’ll see.  But it only works if the liberal has something to lose.  Romney’s polite response along with mass Voter fraud is why Mitt lost in 2012.

Liberal Cowardness

After nine years at BlogSpot.com which was conquered by Google, I was forced to WordPress.com because some coward or who knows, perhaps Google trashed my website. Let’s hope we have better luck at the new site of Ace’s Café Americain. Here’s to the launch of Ace’s Café Americain.com

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