APRIL 2014 ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE?

January 20, 2014 by Ace in History, Politics, Spiritual Relilgion and tagged Apocalypse, Feast of Tabernacles, Jewish Feasts of Passover, lunar eclipses, Mark Blitz, Pastor John Hagee | Leave a comment

“For Those of you who missed the memo”

ASTROLOGIST SUSAN MILLER

(Excerpt from the Guardian 1/19/2014)

“April’s so scary that I’m giving classes on it,” she says, tracing a series of points on her impossibly complicated astrology chart. “Look, we have a perfect square on 15 April – 15 April! You’ve got Jupiter at 12, and Uranus at 13, and Pluto at 13, and Mars at 16 – but wait! It’s going to get a little bit worse.” She furrows her brow while she studies the chart. “Look at 29 April!” I look. “Some people feel the stock market is…” She pauses for such a long beat that I offer to complete her sentence: “…going to crash?” She shakes her head. “This is even worse – we’ve not had this since the American Revolution.”

MARK BLITZ – AUTHOR OF “FEAST OF THE LORD”

Mark Blitz predicted the return of the Lord Jesus at the end of the Sabbatical year 2014-2015 overlaying it with the Jewish Feasts of Passover and Tabernacles. This date also ends the Apocalypse as projected in Babushka books and starts the 1000 years of God’s Kingdom on earth. It has 2 solar and 4 lunar eclipses only seen in this century.

He noticed a total sun-moon eclipse only matching a Jewish Holiday in this century period:

Feast of Tabernacles on 1948
Feast of Tabernacles on 1968
Feast of Tabernacles on 2015

No other eclipses are seen matching Jewish holidays 1800, 1700, 1600 and 1500A.D. The 4 lunar eclipses will be on:
Passover April 15, 2014
Tabernacles October 8, 2014
Passover April 4, 2015
Tabernacles September 28, 2015

Pastor John Hagee

“…There will be signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars…Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.” Luke 21:25a, 28

(From WND)

The phenomenon, a rare combination of lunar and solar eclipses, has only occurred a few times in the last 500 years – 1492, 1948 and 1967. It will happen again in 2014-15.

The previous dates correspond with the Jews’ expulsion from Spain and Christopher Columbus’ discovery of America (a sanctuary for the Jewish people), the creation of Israel, the Six-Day War and what Hagee and other Bible prophecy scholars believe could be the Middle East “War of Gog and Magog” predicted by the prophet Ezekiel 2,700 years ago. This war, according to Bible prophecy scholars, involves an attack on Israel by a coalition of nations led by Russia and Iran.

THE BIRTH OF SOCIALISM

January 20, 2014 by Ace in History, Politics and tagged Socialism | Leave a comment

From Bismarck to Hitler, to Churchill to FDR to Obama

I was wondering where the roots of the modern “Welfare” state came from. Apparently it started in Germany in the 1840s under Otto Bismacrk. Germany was the first to have a state sponsored retirement and accident insurance and even a version of what we would call “Medicare” today.

In the years preceding WWII Winnie himself (Winston Churchill) visited Herr Hitler and came back to England just overwhelmed with what a great “Safety net” that Hitler had in place for the German people. Apparently, socialism was used as a tool to keep workers from leaving the German empire for America where wages were much higher but had no social welfare programs.

England had created a socialist program in 1911 called the National Insurance act. It was a program comparable to our Unemployment insurance and work health benefits. In 1942 the Beveridge report (from Sir William Beveridge) proclaimed the five main issues, being Want, Disease, Ignorance, Squalor and Idleness were state issues that needed to be addressed. This eventually lead to the National Health care act which was passed in 1945. Many felt this caused the “Baby Boom” as Health care was free to all citizens of the United Kingdom. The combination of the National Insurance act and the National Health care act is the foundation of the UK’s modern welfare program.

At the same time FDR was not to be left out and created the first “Social Security” program in 1935. The concept is based on taxing the rich and redistributing the taxes to those who were in need.

Socialism vs. Capitalism

In the 1930’s Europeans were flocking to America for the opportunity of creating an unlimited income. The risk was that they had to take care of their own basic 5 issues. America was founded by those who were trying to escape the control of the government. As America grew on “Self reliance”, State-ism grew in Europe. The United States of America was called the American experiment as it was one of the newest countries that provided no government entitlements. Until 1935 the United States was basically a “Libertarian” country. (Where “We the People governed themselves). We were free to pick our own laws within the frame of the Constitution.

It’s good that countries founded on the socialist model exist. Americans are free to become European citizens and live socialistic lives. Yet the American Capitalist model is being threatened. We are at a defining point in our country’s destiny. Do we seek the power of the individual over the power of centralized government ? This next election will define America as we know it.

THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT 1776

January 20, 2014 by Ace in History, Politics | Leave a comment

Countries that fought for their independence and freedom from tyranny inevitably chose the leader of their revolution as the ruler of their country. The saying “Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely” reflects how the road to hell is often paved with good intentions.

Prior to the American Revolution no country trusted the people with the power of the country. In most cases it was a Despot, dictator or Monarch telling the proletariats what to do, when to do it and when to stop. In America it was no different. The American sheeple in 1776 wanted to be told what to do and were willing to sacrifice their freedom for security.

“Those who would sacrifice their freedom for security deserve neither”
– Benjamin Franklin
America was very fortunate that it had a true altruistic leader that refused the offer to be King Washington the 1st. Ben Franklin and the founding fathers gave America a gift. (As he said: If you can keep it) We’ve given you a republic, a democratic republic in that the nation is ruled (Theoretically) by the will of the people. In America, elected representatives are chosen to carry out the will of the people within the limits of the Constitution. Sometimes as in “Obamacare” the elected officials try to reverse the order of power. (Obamacare was shoved thru in the middle of the night with no republican votes) It was inevitable that a person would be elected under a false pretense. He would then promise the citizens every thing they wanted to hear whether or not it was possible let alone legal. America elected a Marxist that socialized every thing he could get his executive power on. (Healthcare, Education, Energy, The Auto Industry etc…)

The American Experiment known as Man governing him self, made the United States a global world power in 200 years. Because of her great accomplishment there are those who are envious of America’s greatness and wish to do her great harm including one Barack Hussein Obama. Barry Goldwater once boldly proclaimed: “Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is NO VICE! Compromise in the name of sensitivity is NO VIRTUE”!

THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT PUT TO ITS’ FINAL TEST 2014

The current administration has used the Sal Alinski book “Rules for Radicals” as its playbook for the last 5 years. It’s used the “Cloward and Piven” technique to overload the system while putting 30 million Americans out of work in an attempt to make them “dependent on the government”. They attempted to socialize every aspect of our free society. They used the EPA to shut down profitable businesses to make more Americans dependent on the government while inducing class warfare.

This president has been compared to a 3rd world dictator by more politicians than any sitting U.S. President. At the same time, his congress in 2009 & 2010 were the first elected officials to openly voice their affection for 3rd world dictators such as Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro.

This Election is about the future of this great nation. Obama is one election away from turning The United States into a Venezuelan/Cuban style Marxist regime. He is now showing open disdain and disrespect for the U.S. Supreme court as well as our founding document, The U.S. Constitution not to mention the military. It is safe to say that America is at a “Tipping Point”. The fate of its future is in the hands of the Voters. Most Americans are expecting fraud and civil unrest during this election. The Test of 2014 will have world wide ramifications.

SERRA HIGH SCHOOL

January 19, 2014 by Ace in History, Sports | Leave a comment

One Prolific High School

SERRA HIGH of

San Mateo

This is just a quick list of alumni that attended the “all male” Catholic school.

John V. Shields

Class of 1950 – After graduating with his MBA from Stanford he went from Macy’s to Mervyn’s and other department stores as a consultant. He ran into a former Stanford Alumni named Joe Coulombe, who had opened a small chain of grocery stores called Trader Joe’s. After a year, Coulombe retired and made Shields the CEO of the food chain. During Shield’s tenure TJ’s grew from 27 stores to 174 stores and from $132 million to $2 billion in sales. He retired from TJ’s in 2001.

Michael Trucco

Michael Trucco is a native of San Mateo. He was a member of the graduating class of 1988. Michael went on to have a prolific acting career . He is best known for his role as Samual T. Anders. (No relations) Michael has also been seen in many USA Network shows such as “Charmed” and was actually on 90210 at one time.

Lynn Swann

Lynn Swann, class of 1970, spent his entire career with the Pittsburgh Steelers. He was known for his very acrobatic receptions. Lynn is arguably the 2^nd best wide receiver ever. (A good distance behind #80 Jerry Rice also a product of the San Francisco Bay Area). After winning almost every NFL award to be won; Lynn Swann went on to be an announcer on ESPN.

Gregg Jefferies

Perhaps one of most unfortunate successful graduates from Serra in 1985; Gregg was drafted by the N.Y. Mets Organization. Jefferies went on to win the minor league player of the year in his first year of the minors. Gregg Jefferies was a lethal power hitting, high average hitting, high RBI hitting infielder that was very good with the glove. The problem was, the Mets who had just won the World Series in 1986 had a stacked line up. There was no room for the future All-star. Gregg got his call to the majors in August of 1988. In the 29 games he played; Jefferies hit .321 and put on a major league performance. I might add at this time that a truly talented rookie will come up, veteran pitchers will challenge the unknown entity with their “HEAT” and most really good ballplayers can hit a fastball. So it’s not uncommon to see a late season hitter come up and be successful “The first time around”. In Gregg’s second year at the Major league level he struggled. Again, this is not unusual because you’re facing some the best pitching in the world and now they have “scouting reports on you”. In other words; The word has gotten out about your ability to hit a fastball. So Jefferies in his 2^nd season saw his batting average fall from .321 to an earthly .258. Again, this is not unusual especially for a rookie in his first full season. During the dog days of September, Jefferies was involved with an altercation with former Mets pitcher Roger McDowell. McDowell made a comment and Jefferies charged the mound.

In 1991 The Metz traded Jefferies to Kansas City who traded Gregg to St. Louis where Gregg blossomed. He made the All-star team in 1993 and 1994 as a 1^st baseman. During both seasons he would hit .342 and .325. I opened this critique on Gregg by saying he was unfortunately successful. Sometimes talent alone isn’t enough. In life, whatever you attempt to be successful at it takes three elements, Talent, Opportunity and luck. You need all three. For Gregg; he struggled for the real opportunity. It wouldn’t come until he was traded for a second time to St. Louis where he excelled.

JIM FREGOSHI

A Member of the class of 1959, Jim was drafted by the Los Angeles Angels. Jim was known as a power hitting Shortstop. If you were a kid in the 60s and you lived in L.A. you wanted to grow up to be Jim Fregoshi. Jim played for the Angels for 11 years. He ended his career in 1978 with the Pirates. Jim then went on to be a very sought after manager with the Angels, White Sox, Phillies and Blue Jays.

MICHAEL SHRIEVE

Michael (Class of 1968) was the original drummer for Carlos Santana in the Band “Santana” He’s known for his performance at Woodstock. Michael played drums as well as wrote and co-produced on Santana’s first 7 albums. His last notable work was with Sammy Hagar.

TOM BRADY

What can you say about this guy? He is a quarterback in the NFL. Class of 1995, NFL quarterback for the New England Patriots (2000-), 3-time Super Bowl champion (2001, 2003, 2004), 2-time Super Bowl MVP (2001, 2003), 2-time NFL MVP (2007, 2010). 5 time AFC Champion (2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011). He will be mentioned among the greats like Steve Young and Joe Montana.

BARRY BONDS

Class of 1982 and son of Major league great Bobby Bonds. He was drafted by Pittsburgh and traded to San Francisco.

GREG GUTFELD

Class of 1983 and ubiquitous face of FOX NEWS. He’s the Journalist’s answer to the TV series “Seinfeld” He’s as eloquent as Shakespeare while as ruthless as Genghis Kahn. You can see him hosting, Red Eye, The Five, The O’Reilly Factor and he occasionally does Nair commercials. (Yes those are his legs). If you can tell a person by the company he keeps one might think Greg has spent a good deal of time in Rehab. That being said, Greg is quick to point out the 110 MILLION killed by communism in the 20th century. He’s a social liberal at times and a lovabe fascist at other times. I can’t wait to read “Not Cool” in the library. (Just Kidding) If you haven’t pre-ordered your copy of Not Cool; “You sir are WORSE THAN HITLER”.

TOP TEN GREATEST CARTOONS

January 19, 2014 by Ace in Arts and Entertainment, Culture | 4 Comments

So it’s The Week End

I’m sick of writing the same crap about Politics.

IT’s TIME FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT

MY TOP TEN FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS OF ALL-TIME

Most of these characters reflect me (A Smart Ass with style)

10. King of the Hill.

Just making the list are the Good Ol’ boys from Arlen Texas. Hank Hill and neighbors

9. Spy vs. Spy

Although these guys were primarily seen on Mad Magazine, they did have a short run on Saturday Morning Cartoons. Unfortunately Cartoons were turning PC so they couldn’t really be appreciated. They epitomized the cold war version of the Road Runner and the Coyote.

8. SOUTH PARK

These four kids were incredibly funny in their first 4 seasons. They were Low tech and high quality humor. In season five they lost the simplicity of pure humor.

7. THE SIMPSONS

Dick Wolf and Matt Groenig are fighting it out for the longest running TV series of all time. I call it beating a very dead horse. Wolf just wanted to beat “Gun Smoke” as the longest running TV series with his “Law and Order” series/franchise. Law and Order threw in the towel in 2010 after its’ 20^th season. However the spinoff “Law and Order Special Victims” (SVU) which is in its’ 15^th season continues to limp along. At the same time “The Simpsons” would start their run in September of 1989 and is now in it’s 25^th season.

6. SNOOPY and PEANUTS

Charles Schultz ran his successful syndicated comic strip in 21 languages between October of 1950 to February of 2000. TV Guide Ranked Peanuts comic strip as the 4^th best cartoon of all time. It comes in at #6 on the Café Americain.

5. THE PINK PANTHER

The Pink Panther was one of the few cartoons that had a main character with no dialogue. It had an unforgettable theme song which was written by Henry Mancini. One of the more popular cartoons that got its’ start on the Pink Panther’s show was “The Ant and the Aardvark. Many thought the Aardvark or Ant eater was played by Jackie Mason and the Ant was supposed to be voiced by Dean Martin. The actual actor who voiced both characters was comedian/impersonator John Byner.

4. FELIX THE CAT

(The wonderful wonderful cat) Goes way back. He was created during the “Silent Film Era”. Felix is best known for his ubiquitous cat clock. His cartoons originally were shown on the Silver screen before the main event. His cartoon series would begin on the small screen in 1959.

3. MICKEY MOUSE

Mickey Mouse actually came across the silver screen on the heels of Felix the Cat. Mickey became the Icon of the Disney Corporation. He had his own club on television from 1955 to 1959 called “The Mickey Mouse Club” which spawned such talents as Annette Funicello. The MMC would be resurrected in the 70s, 80s and 90s and the latter version would spawn celebrities Britney Spears and Christina Aquilera.

2. BUGS BUNNY

Bugs had his own hour long show. His voice was dubbed by the great Mel Blanc (who did most of Warner Brother’s Cartoon voices) Bugs Bunny is still being shown on Saturday mornings after he was first created in 1940. In 1948 he was part of the “Loony Tunes” cast which had its’ 7:30 prime time half hour spot from 1948 to 1960. Then in 1960 he was featured in a list of hour long Saturday morning shows from the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner hour to the Bugs Bunny and Tweety hour.

1. WOODY WOODPECKER

Walter Lance, through Universal Studios created Woody Woodpecker in 1940. Lance was also responsible for creating many of the characters that were released by Warner Brothers such as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. In fact Mel Blanc who did the voice overs for the Loony Tunes also did Woody Woodpecker. Of all of the animated characters I’ve enjoyed over the years, Woody Woodpecker has always resonated the most with my own personality.

TOP 10 LISTS IN MUSIC

January 18, 2014 by Ace in Arts and Entertainment, Culture, History, Media | Leave a comment

THE TOP 10 GREATEST in MUSIC

TOP 10 Blues Songs Recorded

10. Sweet Home Chicago – Albert King

9. Crossroads – Freddie King

8. 2AM in Texas – Ace Andres

7. Tore Down – Freddie King

6. The Sky is Crying – Albert King/Stevie Ray Vaughan

5. Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan

4. Red House – Jimi Hendrix

3. Just Aint my Cross to bear – Allman Brothers

2. Statesboro Blues – Allman Brothers

The Thrill is Gone – B. B. King

TOP 10 GREATEST ROCKABILLY SONGS

10. That’s alright Momma – Elvis

9. Honey Don’t Carl Perkins – Carl Perkins

8. Ubangi Stomp – Ace Andres

7. Rock This Town – The Stray Cats

6. Summertime Blues – Eddie Cochrane

5. I fought the Law – Bobby Fuller Four

4. Good Rockin’ Tonight – Elvis/Robert Plant & the Honey Drippers

3. Flying Saucer Rock and Roll – Brian Setzer

2. Bullet Proof – Lee Rocket

Blue Suede Shoes – Carl Perkins

TOP 10 GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL SONGS

10. Blitzkrieg Bop – The Ramones

9. Wollt ihr Das Bett in Flammen sehen – Rammstein

8. Stranglehold – Ted Nugent

7. Smells like Teen Spirit – Nirvanah

6. Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry

5. Lucille – Little Richard/Ace Andres

4. Great Balls of Fire – Jerry Lee Lewis

3. Born to be Wild – Steppin Wolf

2. You Shook me all night Long AC/DC

Heartbreak Hotel

TOP TEN GREATEST COUNTRY SONGS

Move it on over – Hank Williams

9. Your Cheating Heart – Hank Williams

8. This Broken Heart – Raul Malo and the Mavericks

7. Blue Moon of Kentucky – Bill Monroe

6. El Paso – Marty Robbins

5. Me and Bobby McGee – Kris Kristofferson

4. Faded Love – Hank Williams/Patsy Cline

3. Crazy – Patsy Cline/Willie Nelson

2. All my Ex’s live in Texas – George Strait

Stand by your Man – Tammy Wynette

TOP 10 GREATEST R AND B SONGS

10. Never found a girl – Booker T/Daryl Hall

9. Please Please Please – James Brown

8. My Girl – The Temptations

7. Standing on the Top – Rick James and the Temptations

6. Respect – Areatha Franklyn

5. Being with you – Smokey Robinson

4. 60 Minute Man- Billy Ward and the Dominoes

3. Every time you go away

2. Ooh Baby Baby – Smokey Robinson

1. Let’s get it on – Marvin Gay

TOP 10 GREATEST MUSIC EVENTS IN HISTORY

10. Ike Turner. Wrote the first Rock and Roll song recorded. – Rocket 88

9. Dick Dale. Built the first “LOUD” guitar Amplifier

8. John Lennon. His obsession with Buddy Holly led to something really BIG.

7. Buddy Holly changed the music Industry. The 1^st artist to write, record & produce.

He’s the link between Elvis and the Beatles

6. Chuck Berry. Broke the racial barrier.

5. Howlin’ Wolf. First artist to record at 706 Union Ave. In Memphis

4. Alan Freed. The Cleveland D.J. that coined the term “Rock and Roll”

3. Elvis Presley. Walked into 706 Union Ave. Memphis

2. Sam Phillips becomes the father of Rock and Roll

The A/R guy that Signs Ace Andres to a major label recording contract. 😉

PENILE EXTENSION

January 18, 2014 by Ace in Culture, Health | Leave a comment

PENILE EXTENSION SURGERY

And other male procedures

(Ouch)

Sorry, no pictures

In all fairness, after publishing an article on breast Augmentation, I felt the male counter surgery needed to be discussed. But I had never EVER seen or heard of Penile extension surgery before. (Not that it’s a personal concern) Hey I’m not bragging. BUT, there was a time when I was working for a surgical registry and one of my assignments was at the U.C.S.F. Surgical Center in San Francisco.

I had done lots of “Out of this world”, experimental operations at UCSF medical center that left me driving home asking myself: “What the hell did I just do today”? Seriously! I was Staff at Stanford University Medical Center for 4 years and I saw some “Pioneering” procedures being done, but at UCSF, all I can say is OMG. And OMG is not nearly close enough to describe the horror.

HAIR TRANSPLANTS

Anyway, Ladies; you women aren’t the only ones insecure about your private parts. I use to literally do hair transplants by myself. (Almost) The surgeon would come in with the patient asleep. He would drill/core 30 to 60 holes in a males bald scalp. (And leave the plugs in the scalp) Then he would cut out a swatch of hair from the back of the patient’s head and drill 60 to 70 holes in this piece of scalp. (Again leaving them in the swatch). Then he would leave the room for about an hour, and I would take forceps (Tweezers) and delicate scissors and pull the plugs out of the swatch that had hair follicles. Then after I had graded them; I would take the same forceps and scissors and pull out the bald plugs which were .5mm smaller than the ones with hair and toss them.

I would then spend the next 45 minutes putting the hairy plugs into the empty holes and I also had to point the hair in the right direction. Then when I was done, the wealthy cosmetic surgeon would put on gloves, come back into the room and sow the “Swatch” site together and inspect my placement. He got paid something like 17.00 a plug. I got 14.00 an hour. But that’s just one insecurity that men put themselves through and in L.A. there’s a clinic that specializes in nothing but these plugs. You’ve probably seen their commercials on TV.

PENILE LENGTHENING

Meanwhile back in San Francisco; there is one certain ethnicity that does these incredible painfully hard procedures that lengthen a males penis maybe an inch. It’s a nightmare as it involves taking soft tissue grafts and sowing them together to create length. The problem is you can only suture so many together. Then you have to wait a year and if your Penis doesn’t look like a curved banana, (well actually they’re more like bent cocktail sausages), they can try and add more length. Now I’m not going to show any pics because I don’t think my audience could handle the graphic procedure. But I will say this. The doctors that do this procedure and the patients have one thing in common (Besides the obvious) they are all of the same “basic” ethnicity. I won’t give away the ethnicity, but I’ll only say that they do a fine job of contributing to the world population with what they have.

PENILE PROSTHESIS/IMPLANTS

One last thing men will put themselves through, and this, sadly, is for guys that have lost the erectile ability due to cancer or congenital issues. It’s called the Penile Prosthesis. No it’s not a strap on dildo. The way an erection works is by filling two long chambers on either side of your urethra (Pee tube) with blood. What Viagra does is forces blood into these tube shaped chambers. But for some men; the blood cannot stay in the “Corpora” So for these unfortunate men, science has designed inflatable bladders. You heard me right. They’re like hot dog shaped breast implants only you pump them up yourself. So you have empty plastic liners in your penis and a reservoir filled with saline up above your pubic region.

When you want a woody, you started pumping a pump device. When you’re done having sex, you hit a release button which drains the salt water back into the reservoir. I really feel sorry for these guys as they are putting their manhood through a ton of risk just to have sex. The risk of infection is higher because of the location. Personally, if I were in my 20s, I would have to think long and hard (sorry the pun) about this procedure.

We often take so much for granted.

TITS

January 17, 2014 by Ace in Health, Hot Chicks, Personal Development | Leave a comment

TITS

THIS IS A B CUP

This is a story about personal preference in the female appearance. It’s about trying to clear up awful misconceptions and insecurities women have about their looks. Let me just come right out and say it. “THE SIZE OF YOUR BREASTS DO NOT MATTER”. In fact I believe in that statement so much that I got fired from assisting a plastic Surgeon as a result of a conversation we were having about breast “augmentation”. In fact, breast implants are to a cosmetic surgeon as Tonsillectomies and P.E. Tubes are to a pediatric Ear Nose and Throat surgeon. It’s their “bread and butter”.

From this Man’s point of view (POV) breast are for babies. From an anatomical POV, breast are fat cells that protect mammary glands. These glands create breast milk to nourish the new born. I have never been one to stare at a woman’s breasts. It’s been my experience that a woman with truly large breast, will eventually (before she hits 40) have a truly large waste line to match them. That usually comes with a really large matching ass and extremities.

I live in a part of the U.S. that has many casinos. I’ve had the “joy” to see many “show girls”. The first time I ever saw a choreography show, the women were all topless. (Much to my surprise. Seriously) Let me preface this by saying each one had a fabulous body; but not one of them had a B cup or larger. I wasn’t able to go backstage to interview any of the dancers, but I know a person who knows a person who is involved in the casino entertainment industry. I was told that they work so hard; they literally dance the fat off of their breasts.

That impressed me.

This impresses me even more.

The common infantile view of a male who seeks a woman with large breasts I’ve always felt came from being breast fed as a child. I’ve never done any research and I have no science to back it up, but I can only speak for myself. (Bottle fed). I’ve never turned my head when a woman with large breasts walked by. I certainly would not insist that a woman I dated who was a b cup or smaller subject herself to the blade. Again, I believe that the attraction to the fat cells of a woman’s breast, are an infantile attraction. It says a lot about the guy as well. So ladies B cup and under, if a guy wants you to have breast implants; RUN. And guys, if a woman is saving for an augmentation; RUN. Deep within her lays an insecurity that needs to be healed in a psychiatrist’s office. (Not a cosmetic surgeon’s operating room).

THE SURGERY

In the old days, surgeons actually made incisions around the nipple and literally STUFFED bags of silicon into the fat cells. The result was a fake looking augmentation. Then in the late 90s after many implants by Dow had exploded at 20,000 feet on American Airlines, surgeons went to an inflatable implant that was filled with Saline (Salt water). At the same time, the very advanced surgeon would make an incision in your armpit, then slide the implant under one of your chest muscles and THEN fill it with saline. The problem is: “size”. It’s kind of like the argument for minimum raise. Some say it should be 10.00 and hour, some say 15.00 an hour while pundits say: “Why not 100.00 an hour”? The same decision has to be made by the patient.

Have you ever seen a guy in his late 30s, who has been gray for 10 years, all of a sudden show up at work with jet black hair? The term “FAKE” gets circulated through the whole building. Such is the case when your co-worker goes from

“Twiggy” to

“Morganna”

So let’s finish my story about getting fired by a plastic surgeon. Doctor So and So asked me in the middle of a breast augmentation: “What my opinion was about women with implants”. I said: “I wasn’t impressed by big breasts and that woman who felt they needed an augmentation had insecurity issues”. Hey, it was just my opinion. As it turns out, the nurse who was in the room was a previous patient of the surgeon.

The surgeon responded with a Freudian response. ” He said: “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”. I responded: “I hate cigars”.

A month later I was once again a full time musician. What can I say? I decided once I got divorced that I would stay away from women with 3 things.

Cosmetic surgery. (Optional surgery, not elective)
Tattoos
Women who smoked.

Sometimes a Cigar is a Trojan horse.

“The smaller the woman’s breasts; The closer your hearts are”. ~ Ace

SEX, BIOLOGY and The BIBLE

January 17, 2014 by Ace in Personal Development | Leave a comment

Guys, did you ever wonder why you would get a Spontaneous almost painful Erection in High School just sitting in your English class? Perhaps it was because the hottest Cheer Leader was sitting in the row across from you and it was a Friday and all the Cheer Leaders wore their short skirts that day. Or maybe you had a hot teacher who just graduated with her teaching degree and it was late May and the school didn’t have air conditioning so she wore that skirt that kept creeping up her thighs every time she sat down at her desk, which was right in front of you and since she was the new teacher, she got a desk with no “modesty shield”. So you spent the whole hour staring between her uhmm “desk cabinet drawers”. You feared being called to stand up or even worse go to the chalk board and correct the poorly written paragraph while everyone in the class was wondering if that salami was your lunch in your front pocket.

It’s a response from the “Autonomic Nervous system”. It’s part of your “Sub-conscious” mind. If you’re like me and your stomach flutters when you see a window washer’s view of the street on TV from the 26th floor looking down, it’s your ANS sending a warning to your conscious mind. (Even if it’s just on the television). The Autonomic Nervous system is part of the same nervous system that tells your heart to beat, your lungs to inhale and exhale, and yes, it tells your sex organs to reproduce. It’s not something you can control especially if you’re a young virile male between the ages of 16 and 20. Unfortunately, this becomes a conditioned response that invades our conscious mind. So as we grow older, we maintain this stimulus response which causes many divorces and unwanted pregnancies in our society. (Or so I’m told) What makes this worse is that we’re scripted at a young age that sex is bad. And if you’ve read my blog, you know that “People basically don’t want what they don’t have; They want what they can’t have”. This causes problems once you’ve sworn an oath of exclusivity to another human. If it’s any comfort to the recently divorced cheater, It’s not the desire to have extra-marital sex that was your flaw, it was ignoring your commitment to your spouse that you were guilty of. There’s a fine line between wanting and seeking. It’s unfair because it’s normal to want, but a sin to seek.

LUST

1. intense sexual desire or appetite.

2. uncontrolled or illicit sexual desire or appetite; lecherousness.

3. a passionate or overmastering desire or craving (usually followed by for ): a lust for power.

4. ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish: an enviable lust for life.

COVETING

1. to desire wrongfully, inordinately, or without due regard for the rights of others: to covet another’s property.

2. to wish for, especially eagerly: He won the prize they all coveted.

verb (used without object)

3. to have an inordinate or wrongful desire.

NATURE

1.The material world, especially as surrounding humankind and existing independently of human activities.

2. the natural world as it exists without human beings or civilization.

3. the elements of the natural world, as mountains, trees, animals, or rivers.

4. natural scenery.

5. the universe, with all its phenomena.

Is it wrong to look at a member of the opposite sex with admiration and attraction? Judeo – Christian ethics admonish most forms of “Lust” and equate it with Lasciviousness. The verb Covet is usually preceded by the words “Thou shall not”.

and ends with, “They Neighbor’s ________ ” (fill in the hole) No pun intended.

If you look at the Webster dictionary definitions of Lust and Covet, it gives the religious admonishments a slightly different meaning. Jesus said: “Who so ever looks upon another woman, has committed lust in his heart”. Does that mean that if I stand and drool at the cover of the Sports Illustrated’s Kate Upton swim suit issue, I’m going to hell?

I say NO ! (emphatically)

If I live next door to Kate Upton and watch her sun bathe then go borrow a cup of sugar with a condom in my back pocket? Is that lust? Yes indeed. It’s the “Intention” motivated by the thought.

Thou Shalt not COVET thy Neighbors wife. (Or Car or House etc…) Does this mean that if I look at my neighbor’s Ferrari and say: “Golly gee; I wish I had one of those”. And I start a savings account for my 328, is that Coveting my neighbors car?

Again, NOPE !!!!

If I say: “Golly gee I want my neighbor’s car”. Then I wait until my neighbor goes out of town and I break into his garage and hot wire his 328 and hide it in a storage space across town; was that coveting? Yes. Same goes for my neighbors wife. But thank god in my neighborhood, I don’t have such temptations. (But you get the Idea) You’ve heard the famous wife saying look but don’t touch. I say, Judeo – Christian ethics say look but don’t plan. Or look but don’t think with (key word) Wanton.

Why do men enjoy staring at naked attractive women? Why does Cosmopolitan sell (or used to sell) millions of magazines with articles that start out “Have better sex….”? It’s because our maker designed us to be fruitful and to multiply. One of the many side effects of Estrogen and Testosterone is a “chemical” attraction to the opposite sex. In the pre-media days, I’m sure looks were based on health. (I’ve a great article on why we find certain people attractive). It’s nature. It’s the same physiology that makes dogs in heat “present” and males try to “Spread their DNA”. It’s natural to stand and stare at a beautiful woman or guy. To go any further determines if you are lusting or coveting. If not; you’re just acting the way you were wired. (well, for most of us) The ability to know the difference is what separates us from the animal kingdom.

Excuses and Motivation

January 16, 2014 by Ace in Personal Development | Leave a comment

Excuses versus Motivation:

Why didn’t you call? Uh, I was going to but…….. I lost your number. My phone got run over by an Amtrak. I won the lottery and you can kiss my ass. I had to take my grandmother to the hospital. Mercury is retrograde.

One thing you come to learn with age is, if you want to do something, you’ll find a way to do it. It’s all about motivation. For most of us deciding what to do amounts to doing what is the least miserable chore. If someone doesn’t call you back, it’s because calling you back wasn’t that important to them. They lacked motivation. Take that for what it’s worth. The house could have caught on fire and calling the fire department was more important. (along with the Insurance agent and your realtor) or, this person chose to go to lunch instead. Perhaps hunger was more important than calling or texting you back. Perhaps watching a Duck Dynasty re-run was more important than calling you back. When the motivation is not there, Excuses come out of thin air. In Los Angeles you can get away with just saying: “Ah Dude, I flaked”. That’s an acceptable excuse. (To some)

On the other hand, if you had just won the Mega-millions Lottery and had too much money on your hands, just the rumor that you wanted someone to return your call would have had your phone ringing off the hook. “It’s all about motivation” Here’s another great example of motivation? When a limited number of playoff or Championship tickets go on sale and it’s your team in the playoffs, You will build a lean-to, in the snow, out in front of the stadium ticket window the night before to be first in line. THAT is motivation. If you’re on the beach and the enemy is shooting down at you and your only choice is to charge the hill or stay on the beach until you are killed, you go dodging bullets up the hill to engage the enemy. THAT is motivation.

When you ask a woman to marry you, and she says she has to “think” about it. The motivation isn’t there. Actually, I believe that you shouldn’t have to ask someone to marry you. If you don’t know what their response is going to be before you ask, you aren’t ready to get married.

In between stimulus and response there lays a space. And in that space lays our opportunity to show motivation or make up an excuse. Your decision affects your future. The rest of your life starts right now. Don’t make excuses. Make smart decisions based on knowledge and principles.

Today’s Gurus preach: “Do it now”. It’s a form of self-motivation. It’s the cure for procrastination.

Stephen R. Covey says: Do what’s important now, before it becomes urgent. (I miss Stephen)

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