JOHNNY WINTER PASSES AT 70

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It was like learning to swim or ride a bike.  If you listen to my earlier albums you can hear the heavy influence of two other guitarists.  Alvin Lee and Johnny Winter.  God took Alvin back in March of 2013.  I was stunned.  It was Alvin’s show stealing performance at Woodstock that made me want to be a rock and roll blues guitarist.  After learning my craft, I grew very fond of this albino guitarist that could play lead guitar and sing so naturally.  It was Johnny Winter.  (Edgar’s brother).  So in a very OCD type fashion, I studied these two guitarists’ recordings “Note for Note”.  On my first two albums you can hear them. Especially my first album called “Cowboy Hat Blues” which was dedicated to those blues masters that performed with a cowboy hat. (Johnny Winter, SRV, Freddie King etc…)  To this day, you can still hear those riffs that I practiced over and over again, until I could do it without thinking.

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The two albums I can play note for note are Johnny Winter Captured live (Minus the Slide parts) and Alvin Lee’s/Ten Years After’s “Rock and Roll Music to the world”.  I would stay up all night with the head phones on playing those riffs, backing up the record, then doing it again until I figured it out.

In 1975, I realized that I could keep up with my heroes.  I was fast.  Then I had a strange epiphany.  I realized that all of my playing was really fast.  In fact, the Wave Magazine as late as 2005 said: “If you like Loud, FAST, unapologetically confrontational Rock, Ace is your man”!

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Enter The Guitar Player Album of the Year for 1975.  Robin Trower’s “Bridge of Sigh”.  It was slow juicy, almost psychedelic Blues Rock.  Just listening to these long bending sustains on his guitar opened my eyes to a new element of guitar called “Tone”.  This “balanced out my sound.

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Johnny’s first band was Rick Derringer’s band “The McCoys”. (Hang on Sloopy)  So last night before I went to bed, Rick’s wife told me that she had heard but wasn’t sure of the news that Johnny passed on tour.  I went to sleep praying it was just a bad rumor.  This morning Fox had a short article on Johnny’s passing.  They said he passed on tour in Zurich Austria on the final leg of the tour.

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So for almost 40 years, these 3 musicians were the foundation of what would be MY signature sound.  But Johnny was always the most entertaining.  I was in Japan in 1976 and I saw Johnny with many of the world’s greatest blues shredders around him.  Guys like Jimmy Page and Eric Clapton.  One by one they just quit playing and formed a circle around Johnny and watched the master play.  Johnny was a guitarist’s Guitarist.   Even Jimi Hendrix looked up to Johnny.

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We’ll miss you sweet Papa John.  Rest in Peace.

 

 

 

ACE’S CRUSHES THEN & NOW

It’s easy to use public figures as examples, (because most people can appreciate the change) however the same principles apply to you and I.

Back when Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong was looking forward to being the first man on the moon, many young boys were watching Marta Kristin in her tight Lost in Spacesuit while finding a mysterious need to rub on the living room floor (The same way a dog drags its’ butt across the carpet.  Somehow the reproductive mechanism in our brain and our reproductive organ were communicating with each other.

I wanted to examine the flaws of choosing a life partner based on physical attraction.  When we’re growing up (And I’m speaking for myself) we don’t have a parent helping, nor would a rebellious teen want a parent picking your dates for you.  Oh how I could have used a parent or two back in the 60s.

Rule No. 1 What you see is not what you get.  Plus, if you get that über-attractive person, be prepared for the competition.  As I learned after my first (and only) Divorce, the next bus is in ten minutes and people who broker in attractive people are always looking for the chance to upgrade.  This is called looking for the bigger better deal or the “BBD”.

Rule No. 2 We don’t want what we don’t have.  We want what we can’t have.  The reason Cindy Crawford didn’t make my list, is because I always use her as an example when discussing man’s inherent need to hunt.  I use to say: “If I had Cindy Crawford, I would want the next pretty face who came along, like Elle MacPherson”.

Rule No. 3 each day after birth is one day closer to death.  The pedals of the beautiful rose will inevitably wilt and its’ beauty will in time, be gone.  “Yet the memory of giving the Rose to that someone special makes the rose live forever”.

Finally; I can’t emphasize enough the importance of learning to live alone and to love yourself.  Someone else’s love will not make you happy until you are able to love yourself.  Most of us think of that principle backwards.  They think running a marathon will get them in shape.  The truth is the marathon will kill you if you haven’t trained. (Alone). The marathon may tear your hamstrings but it won’t take your house and half of your stuff.

So let’s see what would have happened had I married the TV/Movie/Models I had crushes on growing up.  These beautiful people are in the order of how much of an effect their looks had on who I chose as a date/mate

* NOTE: I chose fair pics which I felt gave the star credit for how they would probably be seen in public.  They’re not publicity photos of the stars in their 60’s, but I did choose pics with make-up and their hair done.  I hate the tabloids that show “Now” pics of stars who just woke up with a hangover. (And NO Kirsty Ally did not make the list).

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10. Goldie Hawn born in 1945

Yes, the girl from laugh in.  She was on TV every week dancing in a cage with graffiti all over her body.  I believe that her stable relationship with Kurt Russell helped her maintain her beauty.  Ms. Hawn is 68 years old.

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9. Cheryl Tiegs born in 1947

One of the first “Supermodels”.  What was the difference between a model and a “Supermodel”?  You knew the name of the model.  The main issue with supermodels is that unless they can act, their stock only goes down with age.  The smart ones use the modeling contract to go to Stanford or Harvard and invest in their future.  The shallow ones speed up the aging process by going to Hollywood parties every night in search of a millionaire whom they can make ½ millionaires.  This in the end is detrimental to their self-esteem because their only accomplishment was that they were beautiful at one time.  Ms. Tiegs like many good natured models, has only gone through 4 spouses and keeps herself busy by promoting “Green” activities.  I might add that collagen lip injections have not served her well.  I also suspect by the indentations on the sides of her cheeks that a few years ago, she had a face lift.  The giveaway indentation is a suture that tightens the muscle in the face. (I could be wrong)

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8. Marta Kristen born in 1945

The sexy one from lost in space.  Ms. Kristen born Birgit Annalisa Rusanen, despite the odds of being a WWII ophan, (Her mother was from Oslo Norway and her father was a soldier who died in the German Army in WWII.  Sadly, Marta was born in February of 1945 and WWII would end in May the same year.  Marta Kristen was married twice.  The first lasting 11 years from 1963 to 1974 and her current husband whom she’s been married to since 1974. She looks great at 69.

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7.  Christie Brinkley born in 1954

Ms. Brinkley is one smart woman.  Besides breaking 4 hearts (Not counting the 3 children she has) she was smart with her money.  She’s worth about 80 million (mostly from real estate) and is known mostly for 3 accomplishments.  She was on the cover of early sports Illustrated swim suit issues and was once Mrs. Billy Joel. (Having one child between them named Alexa).  Her other notable moment was starring in National Lampoon’s “Vacation” with Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo.  Chevy Chase is quoted as saying: “Christie is such a nice girl but a horrible actress”.  When she was asked if Christie had any flaws as a bikini model, the director of the Sports Illustrated said quickly and quietly: “She has no butt”.  Christie looks fabulous at 60.

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6. Vanna White aka Vanna Marie Rosich. Born in 1957

God taketh away and god giveth.  Vanna was the daughter of Puerto Rican, Miguel Angel Rosich, who bolted when Vanna was born.  Vanna’s mother remarried a real estate agent named Herbert Stackley White.  Vanna was adopted by her stepfather and took his last name.  By the way, Mr. White’s sales territory is what is now known as “North Myrtle Beach”.

In 1982 Vanna was chosen by Merve Griffin to turn numbers on the famous TV Game show “The Wheel of Fortune”.  “Wheel” was one of the only, if not THE only show where people tuned in just to see what the Beautiful Vanna was wearing.  Vanna was married once.

I don’t say this with any hint of malice, but Vanna has not aged well.  This strikes me as unusual as her childhood was not one of poverty.  She was a star at 23 doing very little.  She did suffer tragedy when she lost her fiancé in a plane crash in 1986.  Typically, women with Latin ancestry age well.  Perhaps Vanna being in the public’s eye since 1982 (32 years) has had an effect. Vanna is only 57 and looks older than Christie Brinkley at 60.

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*NOTE Farrah Faucet would have been in this spot.  But I will not speak of the dead as she was dealing with issues at the time of her death.  I will say, that in the military, there wasn’t one barracks or locker that did not have the one piece bathing suit poster of Farrah.

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5. Cheryl Ladd born in 1951

Speaking of angels and poster girls turned actress; the actress that replaced Farrah in Charlie’s Angel’s was Cheryl Ladd.  Ms. Ladd moved to Hollywood and landed a part as a singing “voice over” for the animated movie “Josie and the Pussycats”.  She’s been married twice and has one child.  She is still married to her husband of 33 years.  Kudos Ms. Ladd.  Ms. Ladd is of German ancestry on both sides of her family.  It’s my observations that German women are like meteors.  They are so beautiful but find it so hard to maintain that look of youth.  What I find most attractive about Ms. Ladd is her loyalty to her husband of 33 years.  Congratulations poster girl.

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4. Heather Locklear born in 1961

Born in Los Angeles and attended UCLA, Heather is everything I would warn my sons against. In her defense; she did “attend” UCLA.  She grew up in Thousand Oaks in the northern San Fernando Valley.  She’s an L.A. girl.  She married two rock stars.  It’s hard to live the Rock Star life and try and keep your health in line. (Keith Richards)  She was incredibly Beautiful/Sexy by any standards.  She is part English/Scottish and German.  But the years of exposure to L.A. is apparent as she is only 52.  Given the choice between this one time Hollywood goddess and Chery Ladd (10 years her senior) I would have to pick the elder.

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3. Bess Armstrong aka Elizabeth Key Armstrong born in 1953

In 1983 Spielberg released the 3rd Jaws movie in 3D.  My heart was stolen by this beautiful nobody in a wet suit.  Of course she co-starred in this awful movie with Dennis Quaid (who seems to be synonymous with women Ace has a crush on).  Bess would go on to be the queen of many B movies in the 80s after landing the part of the young sexy object of a midlife crisis in the multi-award winning Alan Alda directed movie “The Four Seasons”.  She was married for 1 year between 83 and 84.  In 1985 she would marry John Fiedler, the man she is still married to.  She rates so high on this list because for being almost 61, she looks almost as wonderful as she did 30 years ago.

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2. Pam Dawber born in 1951

Most of you know Pam as “Mindy” from Robin William’s debut TV Show “Mork and Mindy”.  Ms. Dawber is 62.  I only have one comment.

DAMN YOU MARK HARMON”.

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1. Meg Ryan born in 1961

The only reason Meg makes the top of this incredible list is because in the 80s, she wasn’t sexy, but very, very attractive.  She played roles of the woman that every guy wanted to meet.  She would marry and have a child with Dennis Quaid between the years of 1991 and 2001.  In the 90s I read articles about Ms. Ryan’s personal life and she is far from the sweet character, “Sally” (whom Harry met) or the lovable co-star in Tom Hanks’ hit movies “Sleepless in Seattle” and “You’ve got mail”.

 

Meg Ryan is one of more dangerous types of female personalities you want to meet. (The same principle goes for men) They are noticed for their “Girl next door” attraction.  After a while, they want to be as sexy as Heather Locklear or Cheryl Ladd.  So to feed this insecurity (Which is the underlying issue) a perfectly lovely woman turns to a plastic surgeon. Meg tried filling the emptiness in her heart with fake breasts, collagen lips, (which first coined the term “duck lips”) and alleged cheek implants.

One gossip writer wrote quite eloquently: She had the looks to age gracefully”.

Ms. Ryan who is half Irish and half Polish could have still been getting the roles she was casted for.  I doubt she could get a contract for Geico commercials now.  So sad.

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PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY VS. WILLFUL IGNORANCE

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The term “Plausible Deniability came to the public’s eye in President Reagan’s last term as president when the Iran Contra affair had surfaced.  When President Reagan heard of the deal to sell arms to Iran to fight Saddam Hussein (Who was using poisonous gas to kill the Kurds in the north) in exchange for cash to support the contra-rebels in Nicaragua, He denied that it had even happene

Once Reagan got to the truth, he addressed the American people and said that he was wrong in what the U.S. was doing and was never told about this “scandal”.  Contrast this to the Obama circus.

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There comes a point when plausible deniability becomes irresponsible and willful ignorance.  The phrase: “Just do what you have to do and don’t tell me about it” is the Obama version of plausible deniability.  It would be my guess that everyone in the Administration has a signed blank check book.  Nobody has ever been fired but allowed to take paid “time off”.

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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 11 times and you’re a sociopathic liar.  The term: “I heard about it on the news the same time you did is equivalent to saying: “I’m just as dumb and ignorant about this issue as you are”.  Obama is using the Cloward and Piven strategy of starting so many fires, you can’t focus on one.  When the whole Sierra Nevada mountain range is on fire and the people of Yosemite and Truckee are fleeing their homes, who is going to stop a bank robbery in Placerville?  I’m using this as an example.  If you overwhelm the system, who’s going to focus on a dead Ambassador in Libya?  Who’s going to bring up 40 dead Veterans at a time like this? (When we have 60 thousand illegal children crossing the border.  Who’s going to notice that the other 80% are adults and gang members or Islamic cells?

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Personally I’m tired as hell of the talking heads like Bill O’Reilly who keep asking: “Charles, is the president ignorant or incompetent”?  Bill refuses to admit as Dinesh D’Souza claims, it’s all by design.  Yes Obama is doing this, or allowing it to be done by design.

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How come nobody is reporting how Valerie Jarrett met with leaders of the illegal immigrant activists off of the White House grounds?  The activists were Illegal and wanted to speak with Obama, but were turned away because of their illegal status.  Notice they were not detained or handed over to ICE.  They were turned away and later met with White House chief of Staff Valerie Jarrett.

 

 

FIGHTING THE INCORRIGIBLE

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In WWII, we saw Japan use the Kamikaze pilot who was ordered to give his life and use his plane as a weapon of destruction.  September 11th 2001 comes to mind.  Towards the end of WWII Hitler ordered the brilliant Aces of what remained of an over worked Lüftwaffe in April of 1945, to give their lives to take down B-17s and B-24s that were killing German civilians.  Lüftwaffe heroes such as Heinrich Erhler gave their lives to take down one last B-17 in the attack on Berlin.  In Germany, it had become an act of self-defense, in the Pacific it was an act of aggression.  Japan was attacking the U.S. Navy in battles in the Philippines and other areas across the South Pacific theater of battle.

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(These children should be playing with stuffed animals and Tonka Toys.)

In Iraq and Afghanistan, everyone is a potential suicidal IED.  Only the term INCORRIGIBLE can describe this egregious lack of appreciation for human life.  This Muslim culture’s lack of respect for humanity is only outdone by the hypocrisy of the Palestinians who use children as human shields, then have the fucking audacity to say that Israel or Americans are committing war crimes by bombing “innocent children”.  The same innocent children these psychotic killers strap bombs to.  We are dealing with a truly satanic regime in the Middle East.  They multiply like fleas or termites and do far more damage per capita.

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We seem to have a worldwide war of the “have-nots” attacking the “Haves”.  Perhaps, invading the haves is a better word.  Central America and Mexico are not capable of bringing their standard of living up to that of the U.S. so instead of developing a thriving economy, they create a pile of donkey feces and cry that they’re refugees from their own shit holes.

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Is it in their DNA?  In Albert Schweitzer’s book “African Notebook”, he spends two chapters discussing the differences between Blacks and Whites.  I believe that what he is really talking about is cultural differences.  For most Americans, even the most hardened criminals; I believe would find it hard to strap a bomb to a toddler and send it into a café to kill 30 of their enemy.  It’s not in our American culture.  Yet most communist or Muslim countries seem to find no issues with this and just call it jihad.

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In the swamp; you cannot negotiate with Alligators.  In the ocean, you cannot negotiate with Sharks.  They will eat you.  Albert Schweitzer wrote this in the 1st edition of his book: “African Notebook”

I have given my life to try to alleviate the sufferings of Africa. There is something that all white men who have lived here like I must learn and know: that these individuals are a sub-race. They have neither the intellectual, mental, or emotional abilities to equate or to share equally with white men in any function of our civilization. I have given my life to try to bring them the advantages which our civilization must offer, but I have become well aware that we must retain this status: the superior and they the inferior. For whenever a white man seeks to live among them as their equals they will either destroy him or devour him and they will destroy all of his work. Let white men from anywhere in the world, who would come to Africa remember that you must continually retain this status; you the master and they the inferior like children that you would help or teach. Never fraternize with them as equals. Never accept them as your social equals or they will devour you. They will destroy you.”

The Nobel prize winner (Schweitzer) was giving a stern warning to those who would follow him, using heavy admonishments.  The point in referencing Schweitzer is that he was claiming that there are cultural differences that we need to be aware of.  In America and parts of Europe, we want to proclaim all men equal.  And all men are entitled to equal unalienable God given rights.  But not all men are culturally equal.  I believe this was Dr. Schweitzer’s point.  We need to remember this when engaging illegal immigrants or fighting the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Hamas or their affiliates.  We are not fighting the English of the 18th century.  The enemy does not line up and shoot at you wearing the same colors.  We need to understand the culture of the enemy and fight them on their battle field.

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Only then will we see respect and a modicum of co-operation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SAVING AMERICA

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The Sins of the many far outweigh the good of the few.  Perhaps this is why Jesus said The gate to righteousness is narrow and few shall enter.  While American Leftist use the “green” Ideological movement to suck more tax out of Americans and chase more businesses to other countries; These other countries are the major cause of pollution and the destruction or decay of life on Earth as we once knew it.

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Although this may look like a black and white image; It is in color.

That’s freshly made Chinese smog.

As China continues to pollute the planet, the U.S. is being strangled by leftist Ideologues who sing, “But we must do our part”. Therefor our economic growth has been frozen by Federal regulations.  Have you ever heard the term “pissing into the wind”?  China and Russia do not give a Rat’s ass about the ecological destruction they’re creating.  And this paradigm is causing the decline of the United States as we once knew it when WE were polluting the planet.

Unfortunately, countries need economic growth as well as ecological sanity to maintain a healthy balance of the environment.  Without economic growth, we cannot have procreation.  Without procreation we cannot have a dominant military, or a sufficient amount of job providers and tax payers.   One way to stimulate economic grow it to shrink government.  If you stop giving away tax dollars, the incentive to migrate here illegally will be shifted to more socialistic countries.

 

JUST LOOK AT EUROPE.

 

I would not be surprised to see civil unrest in Europe lead to an “Ethnic Cleansing” of Muslims (Who procreate at a rate of 8 Muslims per female).  As opposed to White non-Hispanic/Muslim females who now procreate at a rate of 1.3 children per female.

 

Women have children if they have a means of supporting them.  Wealthier couples have more children than those living from paycheck to paycheck.  So the key to national survival is to secure our borders and get our economy on track.  NAFTA was a NWO Idea that is destroying America.

 

JUST LOOK AT DETROIT.

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Obama’s administration knows this which is why we’re being distracted from the border and he is doing little to encourage economic growth.  In 2016, America will need a President and Vice President that will seal the southern border, turn our economy around and of course make our military strong again.  Basically we need another Ronald Reagan without Tip O’Neil.  It’s going to take a Republican Super Majority to undo the damage of a 2 year Democrat Super Majority.

Like most crises it’s going to have to get ugly before it gets better.

BEST MOVIES OF THE 90s

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This is the final installment of the “Best Movies” series.  The nineties saw CGI graphics being used extensively.   The 2nd Star Wars Trilogy that came out in the late 90s did not make the list, but you could see what Spielberg could do with a computer.  Personally, I prefer the old days when they used master craftsmen to make models and acting took priority over special FX.  It’s like the program “auto tune” in Music.  Anyone can sing like Daryl Hall if you have the worst voice and this program.  I noticed in the 90s that too many movies were being made.  Sometimes, competition can ruin a perfectly good movie.  With the price of a theater seat at $10.00 (American) Unless it’s a movie that should be appreciated on the BIG screen like a Godzilla movie, most Americans will wait until it comes out on DVD and watch it in their underwear on their own BIG screen at home, where the popcorn is cheaper and healthier and you don’t have some dumb ass talking on his cell phone. Thank you to everyone who read my review of the formative years of Cinema. * NOTE All of the Titles mentioned are available for purchase on DVD.  You may have to search harder for some of them.

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1. INDEPENDENCE DAY ID4 – ID4 was a movie taken right from Ronald Reagan’s U.N. Speech in the 80s.  The 90s were also the “Will Smith/Tom Hanks” decade.  I’m surprised that they chose to team Will Smith up with Jeff “The Fly” Goldblum instead of Tom Hanks.  They probably would, but Hanks was busy working on “That Thing you do”.

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2. SANDLOT 1993 – For any kid that loved Baseball as a kid, this was a movie that will always have a spot in your heart.   This was before steroids.  This was when the Babe was still a Baseball deity.  Unlike the shameful alleged felon that occupies the HR title now.  And before you call me a racist; I met Hank Aaron and he was a legitimate Home Run King.  But I think this movie was supposed to take place prior to Aaron’s record. (Who said if he could have used steroids, he would have hit 900 Home runs) This movie is like Christmas Story in that it’s told in the third person reflecting on his childhood.  It’s much like “The Wonder Years”.  It’s an animated version of South Park without the weekly killing of Kenny.  Whoever did the casting and character creation in this movie really did their homework.

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3. PULP FICTION 1994– This is the Quintin Tarantino film that all Q movies will be judged against.  It is truly the bench mark of all films Tarantino.  It’s one of the few movies that showcased Q’s originality.  A Star Studded cast that include not just “Travolta and SLJ” but “Bruce Willis” as well.  It could be considered a cult film but this movie was indicative of the times (Especially in L.A.) so it has a broad audience.  Kill Bill would follow, but Q admits that Kill Bill was “Josey Wales meets Kung Fu”.  Inglorious Basterds (yes it was spelled with a E) is one of my favorite Q movies but only because of the Beautiful Melanie Laurent.  Again, this movie was a rip off of the “Dirty Dozen”.

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4. THE MATRIX 1999 – This movie was one of the first “Messianic” movies to hit the silver screen that appealed to so many.  The timing was right as the world had gone virtual.  Ironically, less people today (After 6 years of Obama) are starting to wonder if they would choose the blue pill or the red pill.  It is to date, the ultimate use of the Christ story.  Most of the names in the movie were taken from the Bible.  I think what was really good about this movie was that they only milked it for one sequel too many.  They should have stopped at one sequel.

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5. FORREST GUMP 1994– This was the beginning of the Hanks/Spielberg success formula.  Gump was the story of every Baby Boomer.  Just as “Sandlot” resonated with boomer that played little league, Gump was a history lesson that started in the segregated south of the 60s.  Spielberg blatantly uses CGI to splice Hanks into historic scenes of Gump shaking hands with Presidents, Kennedy, Johnson and Nixon.  The movie is funny and instead of spawning several sequels, it spawned 3 Restaurant called “Bubba Gump’s”.  The menu is based upon the movie.  The Restaurants were good when they originally opened.  Now they’re just glorified Chili’s with mediocre food and props from the movie.  Ironically, most of the employees were not even born when the movie came out.

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6. THE ROCK 1996 – Sean Connery comes of age (In latent fashion) I never liked Sean Connery, perhaps it was his portrayal of James Bond. In The Rock he nailed the role he was casted in as a “Has Been” English agent that knew too much.  In the movie, Connery has a line while discussing his release from prison: “Once they set me free, they’ll suicide me”.  Today, we say: “They’ll Breitbart me”.  (Referring to activist Andrew Breitbart’s mysterious heart attack)  Connery’s co-star, Nicholas Cage had come a long way from his fledgling attempt at acting in the movie “Valley Girl” a movie that was so bad that Frank Zappa dropped a law suit against the producers claiming that he didn’t want his name associated with such an awful movie. The Rock has one great asset, Alcatraz.  Any movie that has the Island (former prison/fort) Alcatraz in it will have some success because of this mysterious Island alone.  This movie was a fabulous thriller even with Cage’s poor acting.  Most of the best actors were the bad guys including the ever so underrated “Ed Harris”. (All the Right Stuff) The casting was excellent in The Rock. NOTABLE LINE: “What do you want me to do, kill him again”? delivered by Connery while a dead bad guy is twitching after dying.

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*NOTE:  In 2012 Warner Brothers produced a 13 episode series for Fox called Alcatraz.  The series won the “Most exciting new series of 2012” Award.  It had better than average ratings yet was cancelled after 13 episodes.

 

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7. JURASSIC PARK 1993 – How many people knew what Velociraptors were before 1993?  Now ask yourself, how many youth soccer teams have at least one team called the “Raptors”?  I think the NBA has a team called the Raptors. The NBA Raptors were founded in 1995.  Is this a coincidence?  I doubt it.  The movie is on this list because there is no doubt that it had a huge influence on society.

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It only on my list because of the many gratuitous camera shots of Laura Dern’s ass.  This is one movie where the director was egregious when it came to gratuitous sex shots.

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8. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 1998 – Again we have the Hanks/Spielberg connection.  Saving Private Ryan was important for one sect of America, the greatest generation.  The WWII Heroes that survived the attack on Omaha beach on June 6th 1944 came out of the Theater saying that the first 10 minutes of the Movie was like reliving the invasion.  This movie, I felt, was for them.  It was true that America would risk the lives of many to find the last surviving member of a family to send them home.  Private Ryan is the last of the Ryan brothers to survive the D-Day invasion.  Hanks and his squad are sent to find Ryan and send him home.   Although the movie takes liberties with history, just as Pearl Harbor did in 2005, it was a typical Hanks/Spielberg action drama.  I’m glad it didn’t have any sequels, but one could argue that the HBO series “The Band of Brothers” (Which I felt was better than Saving Private Ryan) could be interpreted as a sequel.  Modern Day influence many are comparing the soldiers that died looking for the alleged “deserter” Pvt. Bergdahl that America traded 5 top Taliban prisoners for.  But unlike “Benedict” Bergdahl; (the alleged traitor), Pvt. Ryan was a Hero, who didn’t want to leave his squad short handed. Bergdahl decided to take a walk one night and went looking for the enemy. (And not for good reasons) It’s been reported that 6 of Bergdahl’s fellow squad mates died searching for him.

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9. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 1991 – This is one of the few sequels that had people visiting the original because the sequel was so much better.  I can only think of two off of the top of my head, those being Rocky Two and Rambo. (Hmmmm both Stallone movies)  Terminator 2: Judgment day was huge.

Notable Line: “I’ll be Back”.

t’s a movie about time travel but this time the bad guy in the first movie is truly the good guy in the sequel.  Perhaps this is why T2 had success the second time around.  CGI graphics were used perfectly in this movie.  I say that because they were used with a purpose and not out of laziness.  As far as Action movies go; T2 is one of the best and possibly the pinnacle of Arnold’s career. (His role as Governor of California notwithstanding)

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10. THAT THING YOU DO 1996 – Did I mention Hanks had a big career in the 90s?   I can remember the garage bands that somehow had a good song that made it to the top of the charts never to be heard from again. Wooly Bully, Louie Louie, Brother Louie, In the year 2525 etc…  These band are known in the business as “One hit wonders”.  What I liked about “That thing you do” is that it explained the common story of the one hit wonder.  Again, whoever did the casting and character definition really did a great job.  If you look at the members of the fictional band “The Wonders”, you can compare it to many of the bands in pop culture that had one hit and then broke up.  What I would like to see is a movie of a successful band like the Beatles that break up and the result is mediocre product as opposed to the synergistic sound the band had.  (Synergy is when the sum is greater than the total of the individual parts combined).  The Beatles were a perfect example.  John Lennon (Whom I felt was the genius behind the Beatles) was less successful in his solo career compared to Paul McCartney.  (I could write a McCartney/Wings song in 5 minutes) but they needed each other to give the Beatles that “synergy” where John lacked in commercialism (Paul’s prowess) Paul lacked in substance. (John’s prowess).  We saw this in the Eagles break up.  But in ‘That thing you do”, it was easy for Hanks to write the archetypes of a successful band that lets success ruin the band.  Musicians are musicians for different reasons and Hanks was able to find four of the biggest reasons Musicians join bands.  It’s a better movie if you know the “Inside baseball” of the music industry.

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   BEST CULT MOVIE – WAYNE’S WORD 1992

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey created this wonderfully fun extension of their SNL skit about two guys from a suburb of Chicago (Aurora) that gain access to public television at 2:00 AM.  It becomes a local cult hit in the area until an industry guy buys the rights for pennies.  The original movie was as funny as Animal house (another SNL genre movie) yet the sequel is as good as the original.  One wonders why Myers omitted Carvey from the Austin Powers series. There are so many notable lines, I could do an article on the Top 10 best lines from Wayne’s World.  (Like Babalicious, Schwing, Baberaham Lincoln, Exsqueeze me, or “I’ll have the cum of someyongguy”.  There was one sequel and to be honest, I have trouble telling one from the other.

 

 

 

THE TOP 10 TV SHOWS OF THE 80s

This will be the last installment of the best of TV shows as I said, Television swung to reality TV in the 90’s with the exception of NBC’s Law and Order Franchise and CBS’ CSI Franchise.   24 is still going strong after a 4 year hiatus.  We can only hope that the ratings for Fox and Jack Bauer warranted continuing the series.  This season was only 12 episodes long instead of the usual 24 one hour installments.  Time will tell.

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THE SIMPSONS –  The Simpsons were created as cartoon “shorts” for “The Tracey Ullman Show”.  The response from the public was so overwhelming that shortly after their appearance on the Ullman show, The Simpsons had their own show as Tracey Ullman faded into Obscurity.  Although the Simpsons just caught the end of the 80s, they still make the list.

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SEINFELD – It was a story about nothing.  Jerry Seinfeld played himself and made a hit series out of his life as a standup comedian.  I guess you could say it was an 80s version of  “I Love Lucy”.  Many of the characters came from ABC’s failed variety show “Fridays”.  But the writing was non-specific.  The success of the series was dependent on the stories that came from the characters being “ordinary people”.

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CHEERS – Cheers was a TV Series about a bar in Boston called “The Bull & Finch”.  It’s as popular as Fenway park if you’re touring Boston.  Unlike the TV Show which features a horseshoe bar (and ferns) The Bull & Finch is what you would think a Bostonian corner bar would look like.  It has the Indian.  The bar is a simple counter.  Around back where the pool Table was exists a T-shirt shop.  It is underground as in the TV show so be sure and watch your step.

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MARRIED WITH CHILDREN – This was the most popular TV Series in the correctional system across America.  It was Fox’s live version of the Simpsons (which was animated) The show ran 11 seasons until the patron saint of Shark jumping became a cast member.   The infamous “Ted McGinley”.  I could do a whole article on the shows Ted Killed off starting with Welcome Back Kotter.  Most of you would recognize McGinley as the Quarterback Jerk in “Revenge of the Nerds”.

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THIRTYSOMETHING – 30 something was a show aimed at baby boomers.  It was a primetime soap opera for the Baby Boomers that were in their 30s.  You either liked it or you hated it.  The writing was well done but they ran short of stories after a while.  The series had that New York Woody Allen/Nora Ephron flavor to it.

Wonder Years

THE WONDER YEARS – The wonder years was a retro boomer series about life 20 years prior to the year we were in.  It started in 1983 and every Junior High was changing the name of their school to J.F.K junior High, or Kennedy High School. (Starting in 1963)  This was much like 30 something only it could have been called 12 something.  We get to follow the pre-pubescence stories of life in middle school, then High School then finally the show ends with the Narrator playing catch with his son.  The Narrator played the main character (Kevin Arnold the original 12 year old) of the show and the show was being told in the third person.  In fact, the Idea came from the movie; “A Christmas Story”

Moonlighting

MOONLIGHTING – “Look he has hair”! Moonlighting was the story of two Private Investigators who were of the opposite sex.  It was the launch of Bruce Willis’ career and co-starred Cybil Shepherd.  The show was a short lived hit for ABC only because Willis was bound for stardom and the Silver Screen was calling.  It was screaming the words DIE HARD quite loud.

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DYNASTY– Dynasty was a prime time soap Opera which was another “The life and follies of the Rich and Famous”.  Dallas had gained a head start in the 70s while Dynasty which was supposed to be based out of “Denver” show cased beautiful people that could not act.  That’s what the value of Dynasty was; Beautiful people.  Of course it had John Forsyth, Linda Evans and Joan Collins for acting credibility, but all of the boy toys and girlfriends were Revlon models or Sports Illustrated cover girls.  One pretty face that got her start in the Dynasty series was Heather Locklear.  Yes Heather be thy name.

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WAR OF THE WORLDS –  In 1988 someone decided to do a TV Series of the Radio shocker: “The War of The Worlds”.  It looked like it had a great future ahead of it.  The series lasted two seasons and folded.  It really hurt not being able to see “Lynda Mason Green” any longer.

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WHEEL OF FORTUNE – In 1983 America got its’ first glimpse of  the game show that would have millions tuning in just to watch Vanna White turn cubes to see what letter was behind it.  Vanna was discovered by Merv Griffin and the rest is history and I’m done scraping the bottom of the Barrel.  From Combat in 1963 to Wheel of Fortune in 1983.  I didn’t have room for “The Cosby Show” but if you want black programming, just turn on some commercials.

There you have it.

A 1980s AFTER THOUGHT

The Baby boom was a post WWII rise in the population from 1946 to 1964.  It may not be known as one of the best generations, but it will be remembered as the largest populated generation.  It was easy to market to this generation as they all hit pivotal points around the same time.  They needed reading glasses at the same time which created “Lens Crafters”.  Viagra hit the scene when the earlier Boomers started hitting their 50s.

We saw movies in the 80s that were more Juvenile in nature because many of the Boomers started having children in the late 70s to late 80s.  So movies like Ferris Beuller’s day off and Weird Science were successful hits at the box office.

Technology was also changing the face of entertainment in 1985 when the VCR became affordable to the common household.  In the 70s we had the Atari 2600.  Later we had the original Nintendo and one new household requirement; Cable TV.  So movies became more Ubiquitous as Television became more desperate.  The family shows of the 70s and early 80s like “Eight is enough” started to fade.  Oprah and Phil Donahue gave way to a new generation of “Reality” TV in the 90s.  We saw the Ricci Lakes,  and eventually, Jerry Springer.   This opened the door to a new form of television “fluff”.  I think it might have gotten its’ official start with MTV’s “The real world”.

How we got to Swamp People and Duck Dynasty is something I can’t explain.  It’s been a long hard road for Television.  We’ve gone from Gun Smoke to Doomsday Preppers.  The only non-reality TV series I get excited over is 24.  America needs a Jack Bauer since we have no leader.  From what I hear, the truly great Television entertainment is on “Net Flix”.  This is a new pay per view TV Series format.  And possibly the way of the future.

THE TOP 10 MOVIES OF THE 80s

*Note The 80s appeared to be a turning point in visual entertainment.  Nintendo and Atari had introduced the first Video games.  In the 80s, we saw Cinema at its’ best, and T.V. was relying on the great shows from the 70s with a handful of new exceptions.  I will go so far as to say that the eighties became the new Golden age of Cinema.  Unfortunately Video games and MTV forced the Television industry into a downward spiral for the worse.

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1. FIELD OF DREAMS – Released in 1989, Field of Dreads became the new Baseball masterpiece.  It will be the film standard by which all future Baseball movies are held to. They say we go through life having an unresolved issue with one parent.  Field of Dreams takes this into the paranormal and has grown men crying at the end.  The actors are some of the best in the business (new and old).  This Movie didn’t win the awards that some of the others did, but it did create a new standard that the Natural or even Major League can’t stand up to.

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2. TERMS OF ENDEARMENT – Probably the best movie of the 80s and one of the top 5 post WWII movies.  Arguably a “Chick Flick”, “Terms” had an ensemble that won an academy award in almost every category.  Jack Nicholson was at his finest as were the co-stars Debra Winger and Shirley MacLaine.  The supporting cast even included Danny DeVito as well as a young up and coming John Lithgow (3rd rock) and Jeff Daniels (dumb &dummer/Speed).  The only issue keeping this movie from being in the same class as Gone with the wind or Casablanca is the ending.  There are movie goers who will dislike a movie if the ending comes in the form of harsh reality.

 Die Hard

3. DIE HARD – Die hard launched the Silver screen career of one of the most prolific actors of our time.  Bruce Willis will probably be known forever as Officer John McLaine.  The movie would spawn 4 more sequels.  But Willis would go on to do more movies than any other “A” list actor of our time.

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4. SCARFACE – Scarface is a cult movie to some.  It’s a great story about a cocain trafficker in the 80s that had his own “mob” business.  He was a ruthless killer and the movie glorifies the decadence and terror of the life of a gangster, and who is best to play the role of a gangster but Al Pacino.  Notable line: “Say Hello to my little friend”.

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5. BACK TO THE FUTURE – Marty McFly (J.Michael Fox) finds himself in the 50’s before he was born.  This is a time machine movie that is interesting in hindsight as Spielberg introduces cool toys in 1985 which we do not have yet.  Huey Lewis makes a cameo telling Marty’s band: “They’re just too darn loud”.  B2TF would have 2 sequels with one cast change.  It defines the 80s classic trilogy.

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6. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: That kid that was always racing for pink slips in American Graffiti gets his first of many title roles in Raiders of the lost Ark.  Spielberg introduces us to “Indiana Jones” (who gets his name “Indy” after the family dog) Indiana Jones’ character is Classroom science teacher meets Anthropologists meets James Bond.  And oddly enough, in one of the sequels, Sean Connery plays Indiana Jones’ father.  What’s truly interesting about this movie is that the plot is based on historical fact.  It was a trilogy for the longest time, but I think Spielberg recently milked Indiana for one more go around.

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7. THE SHINING – Perhaps the scariest movie of the 80s, The Shining, a Stanley Kubrick film, is based on the haunted Hotel in Colorado called the Stanley Park Hotel.  This Movie is all about Jack Nicholson with a few lines from Shelly Duvall.  Jack plays the Inn keeper of a Haunted Hotel in the middle of nowhere and finds himself going stir crazy.  Then again who could stand to be locked in an abandoned Hotel with Shelly Duvall? (Olive Oil)
The last three fall under the Genre of “Feel Good” movies. It’s comfort food for the eyes.

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8. TOP GUN – This movie is really interesting in retrospect.  With the exception of introducing America to the beautiful Meg Ryan; we have Tom Cruise (often alleged as gay) playing the romantic role opposite of Kelly McGillis who recently came out of the closet.  It makes you wonder if they both went Yuk and spit after each kiss scene.  If you love F-14s this is the movie for you.  There are priceless aviation  scenes.  The plot is O.K. but it’s an action movie, so we have to cut the writers some slack.  Anthony Bourdain called this the “Gayest Movie ever made” as the movie has many shower scenes with nude men and at the end many of them are hugging each other saying: “You can be my wingman anytime”.  But what does Bourdain know about Aviation?

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9. PREDATOR – Predator is an Arnold Action movie.  Arnold takes on an Alien creature whose mission is to hunt other predators for sport.  The movie is Action Packed and it had one sequel.  Well two if you count Alien vs. Predator.  There are two notable lines in this movie.  One comes the shameless Jessie Ventura who says: “I ain’t got time to bleed”.  I believe The former Governor/Wrestler wrote a book by the same title.  The other notable line by Arnold, as he takes off the Predator’s mask is: “You’re one ugly mother fucker”!  The line is repeated in the sequel which starred Danny Glover.

 Ghostbusters

10. GHOSTBUSTERS – This is another 80s movie.  Many 80s movies had a certain “comfort food” feel about them.  Ferris Bueller’s day off is another example that did not make the list.  In fact I could have made this list 40 movies long.  Ghostbusters was a Saturday night live reunion of Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd.  Ernest Hudson, who would go on record as having been haunted by a real ghost as a child, played the 3rd Ghost Hunter.  Akroyd and Murray play scientists at a University and are always causing “incidents” with their experiments.  They eventually lose their grant money and have to go to work for the private sector.  They do so by offering a Ghost hunting/trapping/and removal service called Ghostbusters.  Notable line: “Dan Akroyd after being expelled from the University hears Murray say: “Well, we’ll just have to go to work in the private sector” Akroyd responds: “I’ve worked in the private sector.  It’s tough.  They expect results”.

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80s CULT MOVIE – THIS IS SPINAL TAP – Produced with NO SCRIPT, Rob Reiner also plays the narrator that tours with this decadent 60s/70s aging rock band.  The Keyboardist, “Viv Savage” whose real name is Dave Kaff played keys for my band in the early 2000s.

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THE OTHER 80s CULT MOVIE- CROSSROADS – Ralph Maccio from the Karate Kid makes a comeback as a child Prodigy on guitar.  He breaks out a legendary Blues harmonica player from a state hospital and the two go “down south” where Willie Brown, (Walter Johnson’s alleged friend) is going to show Eugene the 27th lost song that was never recorded by Blues great Robert Johnson.  The movie is fun and gives a somewhat accurate portrayal of the racism that still exists in the south. (As of 1986) I can’t say what it is like after 6 years of Obama.  The guitar work on the sound track is done by Ry Cooder (Slide guitar) and the great Head cutting scene at the end is done by Rocker Steve Vai (David Lee Roth).  In the head cutting scene, Vai plays both parts.  You can see the film is edited to make Maccio look like he’s actually playing.  (Which looks quite obvious)

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THE BEST ROMANTIC COMEDY OF THE 80s – When Harry met Sally.  How can you not love Meg Ryan in this romantic comedy?  I agree Billy Crystal can be as annoying and obnoxious as Alan Alda, but in spite of Crystal’s deliveries, this Nora Ephron movie is amongst the best Romantic Comedies ever.

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TOP CHICK FLICK – DIRTY DANCING.  This is the late Patrick Swayze’s chance to showcase his dance abilities.  The movie also includes the late Jerry Orbach (Detective Lenny Briscoe) from NBC’s Law and Order.

 Roadhouse

TOP GUY FLICK – ROAD HOUSE- Again Patrick Swayze show casing his choreographed Karate moves.  The movie has lots of T&A for the guys as well as monster trucks, fights and killings.  This movie would not be on the list without the beautiful Kelly Lynch who is known only as “Doc”.

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TOP 10 GREATEST TV SHOWS OF THE 70s

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1. Saturday Night Live 1975 – It’s hard to believe that SNL has been on the small screen for 4 decades.  Next year will be SNL’s 40th anniversary.  Some say the show has been on 33 years too long.  This was the show everybody talked about on Monday morning.  This is the show that everyone tried to impersonate.  How many people do you know had their own impersonation of Guido Sarducci?   The original premise of SNL was to be a national venue for “Not ready for prime time players”.  Out of the original cast, all but 3 went on to become Giants in the entertainment industry.  After the third turn over in cast, the ensemble stopped working as a team.  Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were part of the last ensemble that worked as a team.  SNL will probably continue to produce mediocre comedy until someone puts it out of its’ misery.

 MASH

M*A*S*H 1972 – MASH was produced on the coat tails of the Movie.  Strangely enough, it seemed MASH was better suited for Television than it was for the big screen.  The fans of the show are divided into three groups.  There are those who enjoyed the slap stick comedy version of MASH (Season 1-5), then there are those who enjoy the transformation of MASH into a more serious dramatic comedy. (Season 6-11) leaving the third group of those who enjoy all 11 seasons.  Personally, I felt the writing after the transformation was far superior to the unbelievable episodes with Klinger in drag.  The problem is; I don’t think those who have some kind of medical background can appreciate the writing of the post transformation.  The slap stick was replaced by Hawkeye’s morals and in some cases romance was used.  What was very special about MASH was that they knew when to call it quits and it was one of the most watched episodes in television history.

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The Bob Newhart Show 1972 – I never watched Bob Newhart in the 70s.  I only recently watched the boxed set and I was pleasantly surprised.  Bob Newhart’s humor is wonderful.  The show ran for 6 years but they had a change in writers after the 4th season and the stories became stale.  But Newhart’s comedy comes close to that of Steve Martin’s in its’ sophistication.  The boxed set is a must own.

 Kotter

Welcome Back Kotter 1975 – Welcome back Kotter had a great theme song. (Written and sung by John B. Sebastion) The series had a simple premise about a cool high school teacher who had a“click”of students called the sweat hogs.  One sweat hog went on to become an international sensation. (John Travolta).  But Kotter was a show that everyone could relate to.  In many of the best shows on television, the key to success is how the characters relate to the public.  Kotter not only had a diverse group of students socially, but ethnically as well.  It only ran for four seasons but sometimes that’s enough.

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Alias Smith and Jones 1971 – Starring Ben Murphy Pete Duel as two train robbers who decided to work for the governor to get pardoned for their crimes.  It was a western version of “It takes a thief”.  It was also one of the last modern day westerns.  The show ran for 3 years with great ratings but the actor Pete Duel struggled with depression and ended the series by committing suicide.  I recall this bothering me a lot as a young teen.  I still don’t think I’ve fully gotten over it.

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Barney Miller 1974 – For eight years Barney Miller kept America entertained with its’ comedy from a police station.  Only in New York could you have a comedy centered around a police station.  The acting was fabulous from this diverse ensemble.  One wonders if night court was created as the “Order” side of Barney Miller’s “Law” episodes.

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Sanford and Son 1972 – Rarely does a great standup comedian transpose his comedy chops into great acting chops.  Look at Robin Williams.  It took Robin 10 years of acting before he became the fine actor that he turned into.  Red Fox (Whose real name is Fred Sanford) was consistently funny, so funny that he made it consistently hard for Demond Wilson to play the straight guy.  One wonders if Fred and Elizabeth are finally together.

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Battlestar Galactica 1978 – I loved the Movie and of course I’m a sucker for women in tight space suits.  Why this series only lasted one season is beyond me.  Times were hard in 1978 and America was becoming more SELF aware and less Fictionally Aware. (Did I just create a new phrase)?  Galactica was released on the heels of Star Wars.  Perhaps there were copyright issues that eventually got settled as BSG would return 20 years later.  They changed the characters around.  Starbuck became a female. (and wow) but by then, the Sci-Fi audience for space shows was being consumed by the new Star Trek series “Voyager” which was the first Trek series to feature a female captain, and then the Prequel to Star Trek, “Enterprise”.   But for one year between 1978 and 1979 America was able to escape the depressing news of the 53 hostages in Tehran and double digit inflation.

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All in the Family  1971 – Perhaps one of the boldest Television shows ever, Archie Bunker, a New York cab driver was able to spew incredible racist and politically incorrect lines every week for nine years.  What was worse was America enjoyed it.  It was the personification of Free Speech.  It had to drive the ACLU crazy.  Archie Bunker was a Hero for the greatest generation.  Archie was that outspoken uncle that showed up at Christmas dinner.  Archie was a first Amendment American.

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Mork and Mindy  1978 –  I took acting classes from Pat Lusk, who taught Robin Williams at the College of Marin and Tom Hanks at Chabot college.  Robin was born to do standup comedy.  His most successful films are where he is able to be himself and do standup.  His portrayal of Airman Adrian Cronauer in “Good Morning Vietnam” was Robin being Robin.  I watched Mork and Mindy because of Pam Dawber, who is related to Mark Harmon, the bother of the beautiful Kelly Harmon.  Kelly Harmon 3

Kelly Harmon, was known as the “Tic-Tac” girl in the 70s and also played in one episode of Battlestar Galactica.  Wow.  There was a growing demand for Robin to expand his career to the silver screen.  Unfortunately, like Steve Martin, his first film “Popeye” was a flop.  At least Martin’s film “The Jerk” was written by and co-starred Carl Rhinert. (Meathead’s real father) But to quote Robin in one of his HBO specials: “Popeye wasn’t good for anyone”.

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RJ Hart

ACE’S SPECIAL SLEEPER – HART TO HART  Ok, I, like most baby boomer men, wanted to be RJ. (Robert Wagner) Why? Because he always got chicks like Stephanie Powers.  A woman I’m rumored to have had an affair with.  But I can assure you it is just a rumor. (I can neither confirm or deny).  How many shows in the 70s had a happily married couple that played detectives with matching 450SL Mercedes?  The show was one of my favorites.